I Was Visited by Three Spirits - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M IT'S" above a halftone-dot illustration

IT'S" above a halftone-dot illustration of Frank Drebin grinning in umpire gear

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Curved dark brown text below reads "It Makes You Poop

Ornate white script with decorative swashes reads "Regulators" across their midsections

Bold white uppercase block text reads "DIDN'T ASK FOR A DIME" across the top

I Was Visited by Three Spirits - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M IT'S" above a halftone-dot illustrationGhosts of Christmas past, present, and future are significantly less terrifying than the whiskey, vodka, and rum trinity that actually visits you on December 25th. Nobody needs supernatural intervention when blackout spirits already handle the life reassessment. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "I WAS VISITED BY" above bold distressed white text reading "THREE SPIRITS." Below, three illustrated liquor bottles stand in a row, labeled